This is why I don't get any work done

(function () {
    var lyrics = [];
    ['badger', 'mushroom', 'snake'].forEach(function(word) {
        window[word] = function(){ lyrics.push(word); };
    });
    function repeat(f, n) {
        for (var i=0; i <= n; ++i) {
            f();
        }        
    }
    repeat(function(){
        repeat(badger,11);
        repeat(mushroom,2);
    }, 3);
    repeat(badger,11);
    repeat(snake,4);
    alert(lyrics.join());
})();

I'm sure you remember the song.